January 2012
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Batman is my favorite Disney Princess
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Homemade bacon and egg grilled cheese.
Try to out-sandwich me.
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There are currently over 14,000,000 blogs on the internet. An equally incredible...
– Professor Forrest, Intro to Mass Media
love that class
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Thanks brain. Thanks for waiting until I’m about to fall asleep to, for no reason, play the constant beeps and boops of the self-checkout machines.
I got trained to run self-checkout today. But good god the noises those machines make are incredibly annoying. And now those noises are in my head! Why?!?
But, a very lovely night otherwise !
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vondell-swain:
gonna get together a team of the world’s leading scientists and figure out once and for all how it’s possible that ellen page can be that cute
You must sacrifice the blood of an innocent for...
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Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.
– Dr. Suess (via sirmitchell)
I played L.A. Noire for the majority of my free time today. I love that you have the option to play in Black and White. I am, of course, and it’s great. I love the concept of noir and it nails it perfectly.
So classy.
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cosmo tip #149
pfefferi:
before coitus, throw bagels at him and try to get them on his dick. sexy ring toss
I want a Timbuk2 messenger bag.
They look so nice.
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The Tangential: Playing “Next” with Match.com... →
thetangential:
Your opener involves “shoot for the moon/land stars” or “smell the roses”
You probably drive a black SUV, rarely stop by scenic overlooks (“Ewww…It smells like horse piss”), and want to get married as soon as possible so you can stop worrying about graduate school. And I don’t blame you. I…
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